But wait do I really have to go outside?
All them people they drive me so damn crazy
Tryna tell me they're something they're not
Oh wait do I really have to go outside?
Driving through LA traffic man that's crazy
I'm still stuck fingers up on the 5
Leave a message after the beep
I'll reply as soon as I can
You can leave me a voice mail or two
But no guarantee that I'll get back to you
Saw your message after the beep
dude come out as soon as you can
Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two
But the drinks are on you
Some might say I'm old and crazy
But I'm sick of friday nights
Dancing with a stranger
Under the disco lasers
Pointless conversations that are filled with TMI's
I just called my Uber
I'm headed home tonight
I don't wanna go outside
(I don't wanna go outside)
I don't wanna go outside
(I don't wanna go outside)
Oh wait a new colorway that caught my eye
Spending another day
Another dollar on things I shouldn't buy
But wait do I really have to go outside?
I'm laid out on the couch tired and lazy
I just got done with my 9 to 5
Leave a message after the beep
I'll reply as soon as I can
You can leave me a voice mail or two
But no guarantee that I'll get back to you
Saw your message after the beep
dude come out as soon as you can
Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two
Still the drinks are on you
Some might say I'm old and crazy
But I'm sick of friday nights
Dancing with a stranger
Under the disco lasers
Pointless conversations that are filled with TMI's
I just called my Uber
I'm headed home tonight
I don't wanna go outside
(I don't wanna go outside)
I don't wanna go outside
(I don't wanna go outside)