All my friends are heathens
take it slow
Wait for them to ask you
who you know
Please don't make
any sudden moves
You don't know
the half of the abuse

All my friends are heathens
take it slow
Wait for them to ask you
who you know
Please don't make
any sudden moves
You don't know
the half of the abuse

Welcome to the
room of people
Who have rooms of people
that they loved one day
Locked away
Just because
we check the guns
at the door
Doesn't mean
our brains will change
from hand grenades
You'll never know
the psychopath
sitting next to you
You'll never know
the murderer
sitting next to you
You'll think
“How'd I get here
sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said
please don't forget

All my friends are heathens
take it slow
Wait for them to ask you
who you know
Please don't make
any sudden moves
You don't know
the half of the abuse

We don't deal with
outsiders very well
They say newcomers
have a certain smell
You have trust issues
not to mention
They say they can smell
your intentions
You'll never know
the freakshow
sitting next to you
You'll have some
weird people
sitting next to you
You'll think
“How did I get here
sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said
please don't forget

All my friends are heathens
take it slow
Wait for them to ask you
who you know
Please don't make
any sudden moves
You don't know
the half of the abuse

All my friends are heathens
take it slow
Wait for them to ask you
who you know
Please
all my friends are heathens
take it slow
Wait for them to ask you
who you know

Why'd you come?
You knew you
should have stayed
I tried to warn you
just to stay away
And now they're outside
ready to bust
It looks like
you might be one of us