I can see that a slice
Or even two Bruce
Might've been nice
But even you Bruce
Have to admit
Between you and it
There's not a lot of difference in size
He can't He can Bruce
He surely can't He surely can't
You are the man Bruce
He might explode He's quite elastic
Hes going to blow Make him stop
Hes fantastic Look at him go
I can't watch
I think in effect
This must confirm Bruce
What we all suspected -
You have a worm Bruce
Or maybe your largeness
Is a bit like the TARDIS:
Considerably roomier inside
He can't He can Bruce
He surely can't He surely can't
You are the man Bruce
B-R-O-O-C-E
Bruce
The time has come to put
That tumbly tum to use
You produce Bruce
Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice Oh
Eat it up Lick it up Suck it up
Whatever you do don't chuck it up
And muck it up
Come on Bruce be our hero
Cover yourself in Chocolate Glory
Bruce
You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense caboose
She'll call a truce Bruce
With every swallow you are
Tightening the noose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is coming true
We can have our cake and eat it too
The time has come to put
That tumbly tum to use
No excuse Bruce
Let out your belt
I think you'll want your trousers loose
Ohhh stuff it in
You're almost finished
You'll fit it in
Whatever you do just don't give in
Don't let her win
Come on Bruce be our hero
Cover your self in chocolate glory
MATILDA
Go on Bruce Do it
KIDS
Ohhhhhhh Bruce
You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense carboose
She'll call a truce Bruce
Just one more bite and you'll've
Completely cooked her goose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is coming true
We can have our cake and eat it
Ahh ahh ahh ahh
MISS HONEY
Go on Brucey