Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They're funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and
They were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and
Everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kickin' from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There's funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand,
Started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now
We're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

Make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning